Do you know about our private Facebook group, just for you? It’s called The Brazen Insiders (No? You’re missing out! Join us here!), and it’s the worst kept secret on Facebook (hence this very subtle shout-out). In fact, once you’re in, we’ll ask you to invite as many of your friends to the group as you want, with the caveat that you think they are brazen and lots of fun. You know, the kind who are okay with a little sex talk now and then.
So what do Insiders do in there anyway? Well, as you probably figured, we talk about about all things brazen. We share personal challenges, inspiring moments, funny memes, posts we love or hate, and now and then, someone will ask a pretty revealing question, such as: What’s with worse thing you’ve actually heard during / on the way to / after sex …? Questions like these can keep us brazen women going for awhile. Nothing like sharing a little insider info to amuse ourselves and each other, now is there?
Usually, we let our answers in our private group stay private. But in this case, we just had to share. Read on and you’ll see why.
TRIGGER WARNING: Posts like these clue you in to what women experience. After reading, you just may start noticing some things during sex you may wish you hadn’t. Proceed at your own risk.
SEX TALK MOOD KILLERS: THE 11 WORST THINGS GUYS SAY
1. THE SEXIST DUDE:
Oh baby. I hate being called baby.
2. THE VAIN GUY:
I was with a body builder dude and when we got naked I mentioned my “not as toned stomach” and he replied, We’ll work on that.
Yelling I’M COMING! I’M COMING! Repeatedly.
4. THE HYPOCRITE:
He asked: You’re not one of those absurdly loud women, are you? Then, after a sciatic nerve”injury”, he whined like a toddler.
5. THE IMPATIENT BOY:
Are you done yet? (after he got his)
6. THE WORKER BEE:
I’ve never admitted this to anyone but I dated a man for a few months and the first time we had sex, he did “something” and, umm, there were positive “somethings” I’ve never felt before. I mentioned that to him afterwards and his response very non-nonchalantly was: Well, I got my doctorate in obgyn. The next time, I noticed a “work” type of look on his face and realized that sex was more about the biology and textbook to him, rather than the umm, chemistry and heat.
Too bad though.
7. THE EGOMANIAC:
He insisted I tell him that he was 7.5 inches of pure, pink steel. (What? Not 8 inches? Guess he wasn’t eager to exaggerate). Same guy also kept asking how much I weighed, and was ready to pull out a bathroom scale for me to use. Suffice to say he’s long gone now, and never missed.
8. THE BIG MOUTH:
After wayyyy too long of mostly silent sex, he screamed over and over MOTHER-FUCKER-MOTHER-FUCKING-YES-OH-MOTHER-FUCK!!! Very classy.
9. THE POTTY MOUTH:
Call me an old-fashioned girl, but I detest the “F” word in a moment of passion.
10. THE SELFISH MAN:
He had a DOUBLE bed… So small. After * he * was done, he told me to move the fuck over and give him some space…I was already almost falling off…
11. THE PLAYER:
During a blind date with a rather “healthy” man, he commented to me, a rather “healthy” woman: Well, I wouldn’t kick you out of my bed. HAH never even gave him the opportunity. Sleep well, Big Guy, sleep well!